Why? Who thought this would be fun?

 Seriously, Why the fuck are there zombies? Or at least something close to them anyway. I have had to fend off hoard after hoard while being stuck here, at least I’ve had some help from a new friend. His name is Andrew and he is a little weird. He has this dream of making a 5 part film series about this webcomic called “Homestuck”. I’ve heard of it, but haven’t read it. It’s frankly amazing to see someone have such hopeful dreams during the apocalypse! I’m Other News, I did find some inhalers. They were, like I guessed, in some employee lockers in the various break rooms. I even found some dude’s Halloween Costume and two masks, poor Ayden will never get to be a plague doctor or a magical girl with a gas mask. What a Dork, I think I actually knew him once. Too bad He’s probably dead though so it doesn’t matter. Anyway, Peace. -Jade